Commander featured in this video
“Grand Theft Contract”
For the faint of heart, gameplay begins at 9:47
Four dudes, out of cash and addicted to cardboard crack, struck a deal with a demon for unlimited booster packs…
…those booster packs just happened to be Fallen Empires.
Now the dudes are stuck on a nightmare plane, forced to play commander by the demon’s janky rules FOR ALL ETERNITY. And you get to watch!
Behold the torture of ultra-budget EDH as the dudes vie for the victor’s prize: the title of JANKLORD and one month in the real world.
Will they find a way to escape? Or play jank forevermore?
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(CREDITS)
DIRECTOR, WRITER, EDITOR, & PRODUCER Daniel McLaughlin
STARRING Joe Kroll, Daniel McLaughlin, John Mueller, Tim Prince, & Sean Sullivan
QUEST FOR THE JANKLORD IS Daniel McLaughlin, Joe Kroll, John Mueller, Tim Prince, & Sean Sullivan
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS Timothy McLaughlin & Nathan Farley
(OUR PATRON SAINTS)
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER PATRONS Aaron Bray Alberto Talamantes Chandler Blaylock Dawson DeMars James Renquist Jay Ellis-James Andrew Andrew Roberts BaconAndDoritos Bryan Greenwood Burton Miller Chris Hsueh Conner Pendergast Daniel Harrison David dean thurston Emory Allen Evan Falk Forner Hunter Mullins Jamie Dinsdale Joey Nemmer Jordan Gernsbacher Jordan Stafford Lawrence Wynn Mat McDonough Mike Berry peoii Rachel Reeves Raymond Brand Rhino620 Ryan Benson Ryan Velcheck Ryan Walker SciCat ShockTohp Thomas Bilbaugh Timothy Johnson William Pratt Zachary Lee Szparagowski
MOST GLORIOUS PATRON SAINTS alec martinak Brandon Bowen Bruce Stevens Corbin Owens NPC Dan Krause ero0senin gerritt perkins Majin Shinsa Mark Everhart Marthe Matthew Spidle Michael Tubb Nicolas Rhoades Paul Gil De Matos Richard Murphy Sir Slipps Sparx Zachary Huntington-Meath Aaron H. Alexander Frank Anton Klement Brady Merkl Caleb Welsh carlos umali Dan Gathman Daniel Aldrich Dylan Battard Eric Evilsizor Gabe Sheffield Gavin Markee John Riccardi Ledfox marco pani Matthew Everhart Max Rymer Michael Shiery MTG Lexicon Nicholas Glavor Robby Olson Robert Bishop Spencer McLauchlan Spencer Pomeranz Zach Wanner
SET, PROP, & COSTUME DESIGNER Nathan Farley
ASST. COSTUME DESIGN John Mueller
CARPENTER Timothy McLaughlin
ASST. CARPENTERS/PAINTERS Dawson Ehlke, Joe Kroll, Daniel McLaughlin, John Mueller, Tim Prince, & Sean Sullivan
CINEMATOGRAPHY Tim Prince Daniel McLaughlin (Various, JS) Samara Ehlke (Various Intro)
DEMON ILLUSTRATION John Mueller
JANKLORD LOGO Emory Allen
THEME SONG MUSIC Dan Stewart of WINGMAN (https://wingmanmusic.bandcamp.com)
THEME SONG LYRICS Daniel McLaughlin & Dan Stewart
MUSIC: https://www.purple-planet.com
OTHER MUSIC: “a ninja among culturachippers”, “COME FRUTA!”, “The Pirate and the Dancer”, “Poppies”, “Death on the Battlefield", “The Black Kitty”, “The Black”, & “The White” by ROLEMUSIC http://rolemusic.sawsquarenoise.com https://creativecommons.org/licenses/…
“Dark Sanctum (Boss Fight)” by VISAGER https://visager.bandcamp.com
Digital Voyage by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/…) Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org/
8-Bit March by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/…) Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org/
VARIOUS SOUND EFFECTS Soundsnap
SPECIAL THANKS Dan & Dan @ The Source Comics & Games in Roseville, MN
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